CNET lines up the worst products and technology of 2006 (so far). The Microsoft Origami gets the third spot for the worst-kept secret:
"We're working on a top-secret project that will blow your mind, and we won't give details until next week. Except that it's bigger than a handheld and smaller than a notebook PC. Oh, and it has tablet functionality. And we're calling it the ultra mobile PC. But that's all we're saying!" Ooh, mysterious.