April 1st jokes part 4

Posted on Friday, April 01 2011 @ 21:54 CEST by Thomas De Maesschalck
Google is hiring autocompleters. Looks like a very tedious job.
Are you passionate about helping people? Are you intuitive? Do you often feel like you know what your friends and family are thinking and can finish their thoughts before they can? Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?

Every day people start typing more than a billion searches on Google and expect Google to predict what they are looking for. In order to do this at scale, we need your help.

Google's quality team is looking for talented, motivated, opinionated technologists to help us predict what users are looking for. If you’re eager to improve the search experience for millions of people and have a proven track record of excellence, this is a project for you!

As a Google Autocompleter, you’ll be expected to successfully guess a user’s intention as he or she starts typing instantly. In a fraction of a second, you’ll need to type in your prediction that will be added to the list of suggestions given by Google. Don’t worry, after a few million predictions you’ll grow the required reflexes.





Gamershell reports Ubisoft published a new Might & Magic Heroes VI trailer.






Google launched a new social networking site called Google Romance.
When you think about it, love is just another search problem. And we’ve thought about it. A lot. Google Romance™ is our solution.

Google Romance is a place where you can post all types of romantic information and, using our Soulmate Search™, get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we'll send you both on a Contextual DateTM, which we'll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you're looking for.



Google has also hidden some weird creatures in Google Maps.




Kodak makes your life easier with an automated person purge feature to remove that certain someone from all your photos and videos, no matter where they're posted.
Kodak is pleased to announce a new app that helps you take managing your relationships to a new level. We protect precious memories of the places you have been and the people you shared them with, minus the person with whom you just changed your relationship status - we call it Relationshiffft.





Mionix introduces the Nakoon 1337 keyboard.
After more than six years in RnD we have developed the worlds first hover keyboard, Nakoon 1337.

No longer will you sit forward hunched over the desk, now you can sit back, relax and concentrate while the near silent dynamic duel vortex fans keep the keyboard afloat above your lap.

The fans keep the Nakoon 1337 stable and at a constant distance which is fully adujstable with the software included.

Built with over 37 macro keys, media controls and green backlight illumination all powered by a single USB plug...


About the Author

Thomas De Maesschalck

Thomas has been messing with computer since early childhood and firmly believes the Internet is the best thing since sliced bread. Enjoys playing with new tech, is fascinated by science, and passionate about financial markets. When not behind a computer, he can be found with running shoes on or lifting heavy weights in the weight room.



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