Some time ago, Volkswagen promoted its high-performance hatchback with the “GTI Fast” ad series. The Fast, loosely put, was the bowling-ball sized offspring of a Pokémon and a rejected Mech Warrior character, and would be immediately at home amongst the cover art freaks on any retail video card box. The tagline was “Make friends with your Fast,” although the incentive was dubious: The Fast encouraged the need for speed in ways that caused young males to thoroughly sabotage their relationships with women.



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