A group of female friends are on vacation when they see a five story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only". The bouncer explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find the type of man you are looking for, you can stay there". On the first floor, the sign reads: "Short and plain". The friends laugh, and without hesitation, move on to the next floor. "Short and handsome". Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. "Tall and plain". Again, they are still not impressed enough. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "Tall and handsome". The women get all excited, and were about to go in when they realize there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth and final floor. There, they find the sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman". While this joke may give out a few laughs for us guys, in many ways, it is quite true. Nowadays, no matter what task we do -- be it playing games, doing homework, working, or let's face it, impressing your woman -- there always seems to be better ways of doing it. This especially holds true to technology. Today's review unit, the Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO CPU cooler is just that. What does "EVO" stand for? Evolution, which allows us to assume that it evolved from something. That's right, this heatsink succeeds the older Hyper 212 Plus. And again, the word "Plus" gives us another assumption that it was added -- pun intended, of course -- onto its original name from an even older heatsink, the Hyper 212. So how does this heatsink compare? Without further adieu, let's jump in!