A recent study involving the preparedness of Seattle area residents has found that despite public awareness and a rather large county budget for the defense of zombie attacks, the area is primed for a zombie uprising. The study, conducted by the League of Women Zombie slayers and their counterparts, The Ash Campbell Institute for Smiting the Undead, revealed that Seattle as a whole is lacking the rudimentary tools for adequate zombie defense. "For goodness sake's we're a bunch of meaty treats just waiting to be gobbled up by the undead!" Ana Polley, head of the League of Women Zombie Slayers was quoted as saying at last month's Zombie Prevention and Elimination conference held at the Seattle Red Lion.



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