Posted on Saturday, October 28 2006 @ 01:05:34 CEST by LSDsmurf
One of these days, I'm going to be digitally arrested. Between my carjackings, thefts, assaults, and murders (oh, the murders!), my entire virtual criminal record is going to catch up to me, when the fictional police of [insert your favorite urban chaos game here] bust out of the TV and start beating the crap out of me in reality. Before that happens, however, I fear that the digital animal protection agency will come after me with tasers and subpoenas. Because, I have to admit, I have few greater joys than hurting a cute bundle of fluff that unfortunately walked in my screen.