A faux-offensive and funny editorial that lambasts happenings in the technology
industry. This week: a look at the Symantec / Microsoft duel, Apple's newest
store, and McDonalds selling Asian culture to Asians.
"Apparently there was this contract signed between a since Redmond-acquired
company named Veritas and the Vole itself regarding the handling of large
volumes of data for security purposes. This absurdly-vague description, which
could equate to me drop-kicking five million $%#!ing floppy disks into a vault,
ruffled some feathers down in Norton-town, as big yellow is all up in
Microsoft's base attempting to kill its mans."
