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When Bart Simpson in the episode Simpsons Bible Stories starts
dreaming and sees himself as King David, he discovers that his 'oldest friend
Methuselah' (Who is presented by his grandpa Abe Simpson) has been stabbed in
the back, and dies in front of him. Bart then asks Grampa Simpson who killed
him, of whom promptly said that it was "Goliath". Bart replies with an
element of surprise as he says, "But Goliath is dead. I smolt him myself. I
smolt him good." Grampa then quickly answers with surprising speed, "No, it
was his son, Goliath II." Instantly, Bart screams, "NOOOOOOO", and added that
"Goliath II is going to pay. And this time, it's Biblical." I'm not going to
tell you the entire story, but here's the thing: While the story is very
loosely based on the Bible's account of the event (And by loosely, I mean
very loosely with regards to its near zero Biblical factual accuracy) here's
one thing: After approximately one and a half years upon the introduction of
the excellent V-MODA Vibes, the market has become much more competitive in
its price range.
Link: APH Networks

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