The Bitter Crumpet

Had a rough week? Thrax, a long-time member of our site with a unique sense of humor, gives his own bitter spin to some of this week's news. Find out why the "Wiimote" will turn us all into the Star Wars kid, 'Vista' has unleashed a decade of bad names, and the new Apple commercials are a plague on humanity.

"Vista Marketing: We live in a digital world that is filled with more information, more things to do, and more ways to communicate with others than ever before. Reality: You barely understand how to operate your refrigerator, much less a PC. Let us hold your hand so you don?t drown in the binary oblivion that is a computer."

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