The Bitter Crumpet Newsletter, Issue 2

A faux-offensive and funny editorial that lambasts happenings in the technology industry. This week: a look at the Symantec / Microsoft duel, Apple's newest store, and McDonalds selling Asian culture to Asians.

"Apparently there was this contract signed between a since Redmond-acquired company named Veritas and the Vole itself regarding the handling of large volumes of data for security purposes. This absurdly-vague description, which could equate to me drop-kicking five million $%#!ing floppy disks into a vault, ruffled some feathers down in Norton-town, as big yellow is all up in Microsoft's base attempting to kill its mans."

Read on over at Short Media.