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One week left to win the CoolIT ECO C240 ALC!

Posted on Sunday, July 11 2010 @ 21:59:06 CEST by

There's still a week left to enter in our CoolIT ECO C240 A.L.C. giveaway! So far we've received well over a hundred entries and it's been pretty fun to read all your e-mails. One extra entry can be earned by explaining why you want to win this liquid cooling kit, and I'm thrilled that so many of you take the time to write detailed stories. Some entries are even quite entertaining, like this humorous story that I received a couple of days ago:
I'd like to win the ECO C240 ALC because:

I'm here on your planet to enslave the population, and am tantalizingly close to doing so. However, the sub-par cooling abilities of my air-cooled system result in my computer overheating right at the critical moment when the Slave Ray is being emitted. Thus, instead of the desired effect the ray instead produces a beam that reduces the breast size of all females in a 10-mile radius by one (1) bra size.

This result is frustrating not only for me (and my superiors on the home planet), but apparently for the nearby humans as well. The mood in the surrounding area has grown increasingly ugly - and not just among the female population. The human males seem to be every bit as flustered and disenchanted with these results as the females despite not being directly affected.

Winning the ECO C240 ALC would not only solve my problem but would also ensure that the amply-endowed women of Earth remain that way (and prevent the less fortunate ladies from becoming completely flat). And from my observations, I believe most men would prefer slavery with large-breasted women than freedom without them.

I realize that you probably don't want to contribute to Earth's enslavement by aliens, but considering the circumstances, isn't it better than the alternative?

Earth's future is in your hands.
Participating in the contest is possible until July 19, you can find all the details at our contest page. Good luck!



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