I’m a Star Wars fanatic. My love for the series runs deep. I adore the original trilogy, love the expanded universe, and, on occasion, tolerate the prequels. So when it comes to material possessions, I prefer that as many as possible be Star Wars themed. But let’s be honest with ourselves: not everything serves a purpose, does it? With the vast amounts of Star Wars merchandise – over 30 years worth of merchandise, mind you – there have to be a few pieces of crap, right?